Brain makes a deadly observation on Lost

My wisest, most astute observation from the premiere, I have concluded is the following

The grim reaper of Lost has a little hair dressing business going on on the side because on a show like Lost, the business of death is a little bit slow.

I narrowed it down from long list of of very profound observations. Just so you know.

You want proof? Here ya go:

Charlie before and after


Boone before and after


Jacob before and after


Christian before and after



I think I'm onto something here...