My wisest, most astute observation from the premiere, I have concluded is the following
The grim reaper of Lost has a little hair dressing business going on on the side because on a show like Lost, the business of death is a little bit slow.
I narrowed it down from long list of of very profound observations. Just so you know.
You want proof? Here ya go:
Charlie before and after
Boone before and after
Jacob before and after
Christian before and after
I think I'm onto something here...